dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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