your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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