Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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