Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
