My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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