Have you finally orgasmed yet?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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