That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
They have beer where we have blood.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
