She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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