So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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