Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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