he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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