She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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