Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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