im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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