Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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