Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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