wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
