singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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