Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
