Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
ok first of all what the fuck
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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