Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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