Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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