youre lurking in front of me
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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