I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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