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Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She's like a pop up book from hell.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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