I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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