Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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