I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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