no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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