I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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