if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
