K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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