Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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