Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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