I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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