handjob tips. give me some.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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