You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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