do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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