lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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