when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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