Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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