we have pet lesbian snakes
if only i could text you this smell
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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