Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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