oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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