Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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