Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
