Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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