I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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