life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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