She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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