I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we made out on top of his cat.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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