Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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