Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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