Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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