Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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